Part 6
*But I was not discouraged, I shouted again at the driver to stop and he said:" my friend shit am there."*
*My younger brother, Sampo who was in the bus with me whispered to me, he said: "bros, things like this you convert it to mess, so you can get some relief without causing any harm"*
*Based on my condition, i bought the idea immediately so when the tension became unbearable, I raised my bombom as if I was adjusting my sitting pattern, i released the first silent but deadly mess, pheeewww shhhhhhhhh.*
*Jesus Christ! it was the worst thing I ever perceived in the past thirty years,*
*The stench was like a gas bomb, highly choking.* *The air condition didn't help matters as it amplified and spread the message around to every part of the vehicle..*
*The man sitting next to me by the right who was eating chicken looked at me, he looked at my brother, he smelt his chicken and said it looks like something is sparking in this vehicle, or is it my chicken that is smelling like this?* *These fast food people can kill person o"*
*I shook my head and said: honestly, people are wicked, better stop buying chicken there."*
*The man said: "You are right."*
*He threw it away but my stomach was not okay yet,* *I released the second mess concurrently in a double progression, it was like biological weapon.*
*A little child that was breast feeding on her mother's breast while sleeping screamed with terrifying fear as if she was chased by a dreaded ogboni masquerade in her dream, her mother was shouting:" blood of Jesus, blood of Jesus."*
*Two passengers behind me started accusing each other of being responsible ..non of them remembered me.* *Even the few flies that were inside the bus were flying haphazardly like drunken creatures.*
*Few seconds later the bus was like a mad house with quarrels amongst passengers.*
*They abused themselves with their different languages.*
*When i released the third one, I started getting some relief, but like a spell there was abrupt silence,* *The preacher started shouting: "I can see there is a fowl spirit in this bus, if you know you are here trying to do the mandate of the devil, confess now or I will invoke fire from heaven."*
*I didn't mind him because I was saving my life, so I released the fourth one, he started shouting:* *Every contrary spirit that has been mandated to kill us in this bus, what are you waiting for? Die by fire, die die die."
*It was as if the more I released the mess, the more it formed again, so I released another deadly one.* *The preacher kept quiet and slowly sat down as if he was given a spiritual slap for trying to touch the anointing of the lord, he kept murmuring silently :" blood of Jesus."*
*The driver suddenly held a sharp break and said: "wey that man wen wan shit? I beg come go shit before you kill all my passengers, you no get conscience?* *Abi you no dey go church?* *This na new motor wey company give me, see how you don change the scent.*
*I didn't answer him, I went out quietly and when I came back I didn't see any body in the bus.* *They had also gone to do the same thing too...* *Can you imagine?? so who is more wicked?*
*This Month of May na so so laugh u go dey laugh like this.*
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