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Spiritual problem is when someone trek 🚶 10km to work 🏢 just to get there and realize that he forgot the office 🏢 key 🔑 at home 🏠. So he managed to trek 🚶 back home leaving his heavy bag 💼 at the office 🏢 doorstep...
On getting home 🏠, he realized that his house 🏠 key 🔑 is in the bag 💼 he left at the Office 🏢 Doorstep... He got upset,🤦🏾but had no choice, so he trekked 🚶🚶 back to the office 🏢 again, picked up his bag 💼 angrily, and trekked 🚶 his way back home 🏠 again..
On getting home 🏠, he dipped his hand ✋ into the bag 💼, only to realize that the office 🏢 key 🔑 was in the bag 💼 all along...
Now he sits on the floor shouting... "Make una kuku kill me ooohhh village people. 😃😃😂😂😂😂😂
2.Whenever you see a girl buying indomie with oversized slippers & shirt, bro respect yourself, don't toast her. She is in her boyfriend's house. 😹😹😹😹
Some of this things you don't need degree before you'll know. 😟😟😟
3.Hustle oh make your friends no talk say as I see that shirt I know say na him dey come🙆🏻♂😂🤣🤣🚶🏻♂🚶🏻♂🏃🏻♂🏃🏻♂🏃🏻♂
4.People who wear glasses and remove them during sex does it mean they only see naked things🤔🤔🧐
5.How much will u spray me on my wedding day??? if na 3k abeg send 2k for me before hunger kill me.😀😀🙈🙈🙈🏃♂🏃♂
6.🇳🇬Since i started dating,no girl has ever told me "you are my world" may be i am a country
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7.🇳🇬 BREAKING NEWS
All schools to resume on Monday.
Primary, Secondary and Tertiary Institutions are to resume on Monday, but i don't know the exact Monday.
8.Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Wisdom too much for my head.
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9.🇳🇬Okay I know some Questions are childish, but would you fight for ur shit 💩 *if you saw a stranger packing it inside bag??
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10.If you are with her and she gets a call and she be like who is this one worrying me. Bro look sharp, that is him.
You don't need a prophet. That's your deputy.
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